D'oh. The fake memory pressure handler calls GCController::garbageCollectSoon() which causes instantiation of a JSC::VM. This is never needed in the network process, and the pressure relief code already kicks the report-abandoned-object-graph chicken.
Created attachment 226535 [details] Patch
Comment on attachment 226535 [details] Patch r=me
Comment on attachment 226535 [details] Patch Clearing flags on attachment: 226535 Committed r165592: <http://trac.webkit.org/changeset/165592>
All reviewed patches have been landed. Closing bug.